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[Post Game Thread] The Portland TrailBlazers(3-0) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers(0-3), 106-104

[赛后贴] 波特兰开拓者(3胜0负)106-104击败洛杉矶湖人(0胜3负)

双方关键球员数据:

湖人(0-3):詹姆斯31分8板8助2断2帽、浓眉22分10板3助2断6帽、沃克15分4板、贝弗利7分4板5助、威少10分6板6助、布朗4分4板、安德森4分、里夫斯7分、琼斯4分

开拓者(3-0):利拉德41分5板2助、格兰特16分2板、哈特9分16板5助2断、努尔基奇6分13板4助、西蒙斯12分2助、温斯洛7分5板3助2断、夏普4分4板、利特尔7分3板、尤班克斯4分3板

[–]westwardpelican 3461 points 5 hours ago

Never laughed so hard during a game than seeing Russ pull up from mid range with 30 seconds to go and hearing the Lakers announcers say RUSS NO and the entire arena groan in despair

球迷:距离哨响尚有半分钟,大威少持球直插敌军腹地,中距离拔地而起,但听得湖人主场广播员放声嘶吼“住手!!威少!”奈何大威天聋,须臾后,主场球迷怆天呼地,哀嚎遍野!试问人世间还有比这更可乐的事吗?哈哈哈

[–]harmonic- 673 points 6 hours ago

bro i can’t believe a home announcer said this about one of their players

球迷:伙计,我还是不敢相信一个主队的广播员会对自家球员这么喊?

[–]WarriorsVictordobado 389 points 6 hours ago

Every Laker fan said it when he was about to pull up for that shot

勇士球迷;他往起窜的时候,普天之下的湖迷都特么这么喊的!

[–]BullsDylan245 608 points 7 hours ago

How in the world could you possibly think this is a good idea

公牛球迷:光天化日,朗朗乾坤,谁给他的勇气行此逆天之事?

[–]WarriorsIMovedYourCheese 2725 points 7 hours ago

Only Russell Westbrook can go 4/14 FG 0/3 from 3 all game and then pull up in the last few seconds when the game is within one score and go “I’m that guy”.

勇士球迷:整场14中4,三分球3中0,在分差只有一分的生死时刻,还敢这么睥睨天下的也就只有威少了,心声告诉他“吾乃天选之子!”

[–]NBAPedosoKJ 207 points 5 hours ago

He was wide open from like 8 feet away. You don’t really get much better of a look ever. Except for the fact that it was Russ shooting the ball, so I guess anyone covered would be better by default

球迷:怎么说呢,一个球员身前两三米没人,这都不投,还能找到比这更好的投篮机会吗?当然,考虑到投篮的人是威少,那我也觉得…肯定能找到啊!任何一个被盯防的球员硬投都是比威少更好的机会,有疑问吗?!

[–]Trail Blazersdbjawsh 302 points 6 hours ago

I honestly felt like we lost the game until I saw Westbrook at the scorer’s table waiting to check in. said to myself “we have a chance.”

开拓者球迷:老实讲,开始我都觉得我们这场铁定凉了,直到看到威少在场边跃跃欲试准备上场,心里不由一个声音响起“嘿!老天爷饿不死瞎家雀”

[–]WarriorsWhenItsHalfPastFive 1247 points 6 hours ago

It should be a crime to play Russell Westbrook in a clutch situation in 2022.

勇士球迷:2022年了,关键时刻还上威少是应该判刑的!

[–]LakersAdventurous-Bee-5934 2685 points 5 hours ago

Vogel died for this

湖人球迷:沃格尔就是这么死的

[–]BucksQuestionEntirety 2024 points 5 hours ago

Not a lakers fan but man I felt bad for you guys when Westbrook took two mid rangers in a row without burning any time off the clock.

雄鹿球迷:不是湖人球迷,可看到威少最后时刻,不消耗时间,连着两个中距离投篮葬送比赛,真为湖人球迷感到悲哀

[–]SIXArts 672 points 6 hours ago

He’s like a robot that does its programmed duties with no thought.

球迷:威少就像个机器人,完全按自己的程序行事,审时度势什么的完全不存在

[–]ThunderSlimReaper35_ 528 points 6 hours ago

It was torture watching this guy airball ill advised 3s when he was in his prime. I can’t imagine what it’s like when he’s not even good anymore geesh

雷霆球迷:当他还在巅峰的时候,看他头脑发热的干拔三分三不沾,就是一种折磨。他现在已然日落黄昏,不知道看到这种投篮的湖人球迷是啥感受?想想都让人直嘬牙花子

[–]LakersSuperNik30 297 points 7 hours ago

I don’t think I like basketball anymore

湖人球迷:感觉我再也不爱篮球了…

[–]LakerstheFromm 325 points 5 hours ago

It’s tough because as a long-time Westbrook hater, I get some sense of validation from his horrid play. But now he’s causing my team to lose, so I cry in validation.

湖人球迷:太难了,作为一个长期黑威少的人,他惨绝人寰的表现印证我的先见之明。可现在他让我的主队输球了,我只能边哭边给自己点赞!

[–]Matt🇲🇽 @Mattfm8·

How NBA Teams guard the Los Angeles Lakers:

推特网友:NBA球队现在都是这么防湖人球员的:

[–]NBA Memes@NBAMemes

What the Lakers actually need to win basketball games

推特网友:湖人队的取胜之匙

[–]HawksCCJones56 1073 points 6 hours ago

The Jazz want to tank, the Lakers want to win. Seems like the Lakers have a trade partner for Westbrook.

老鹰球迷:爵士想摆烂,湖人要夺冠。要想两家都如愿,不妨来把威少换。

[–]Zoratth 347 points 6 hours ago

I doubt Danny Ainge wants to help the Lakers though. There are other ways for the Jazz to get worse without improving the Lakers

球迷:我可不相信安吉会愿意帮助湖人脱坑。自残的方法多了去了,没必要捎带手给湖人送温暖。

[–]RaptorsChampagneAbuelo 1574 points 7 hours ago*

Dame loves going off against the Lakers, against Pat Bev and against Westbrook. Put them all on the same team and Lillard goes off three fold

猛龙球迷:利拉德遇到湖人就自信,一打黑贝就来劲,碰到威少就蹂躏。得!现在这仨凑一堆了,表哥直接三倍加速,嗨得飞起

[–]Bucksclaimintrue 315 points 7 hours ago

I’m SO happy to see Dame back and killing it. He was a god before the injuries. People forget so quickly.

雄鹿球迷:看到利拉德能找回状态,攻城拔寨,实在是太开心了。受伤前,表哥也曾是在天上摘星星的人,奈何人们总是善忘

[–]RocketsStrawHatRetro 1422 points 7 hours ago*

Lakers tanking for Victor without their pick is a bold strategy

火箭球迷:湖人连首轮签都没有,还敢为抢文班亚马摆烂,也是高瞻远瞩,胆识超群

[–]ntreeroad 162 points 7 hours ago

Lakers are really trying to build the next dynasty……in New Orleans.

球迷:湖人真的是在拼尽全力打造下一个王朝——鹈鹕王朝!

[–]Heatbaymax18 204 points 6 hours ago

Seemijg like the Lakers and Sixers in a tank-off for Victor but neither of them have their picks

热火球迷:乍一看湖人和75人都在为文班亚马摆烂,可谁知俩队都是在光屁股撵狼

[–]DEE 🥷🏿 ✞ (1-1) @NETSIN4ONG

lakers this year vs lakers last year

推特网友:今年的湖人VS去年的湖人

[–]CelticsRrypl 1559 points 9 hours ago

Pels really getting Wemby, crazy turn of affairs.

[Lowlight] LeBron takes a logo 3 with 13 seconds left on the shotclock but he airballs badly

[低光时刻]进攻时间还剩13秒,詹姆斯logo三分,投出三不沾

[–]WarriorsARealKoala 737 points 9 hours ago

Why

勇士球迷:为什么呢?

[–][NYK] Nate RobinsonJetsLag 505 points 9 hours ago

No thoughts just vibes

纽约球迷:气氛烘托到那了,干就完了

[–][POR] Brandon RoyNevermoreSEA 206 points 9 hours ago

Showing Dame how it’s really done.

开拓者球迷:给利拉德打个样,让他看看啥是真正的logo三分

[–]76ersPensiveinNJ 1440 points 9 hours ago

Me and Lebron are so similar it’s crazy.

76人球迷:这和我投的超远三分一毛一样,老詹和我没差啊

[–][TOR] Kyle Lowrythatsong 298 points 9 hours ago

Can’t wait for Space Jam 3 with u/PensiveinNJ

猛龙球迷:《空中大灌篮3》不找楼上的PensiveinNJ老师主演,我是不看的

[–]Hawksbraggpeak 3497 points 9 hours ago

quiet quitting king

老鹰球迷:悄悄的,王走了

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